I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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