She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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