Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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