you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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