I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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