It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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