My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm passing your future prison.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.