Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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