your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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