She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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