I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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