do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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