he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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