Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
