why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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