Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
this will be a night to untag.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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