I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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