I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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