Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
farters have to be the big spoon...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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