Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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