You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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