He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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