Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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