Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
