I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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