Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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