and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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