I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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