Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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