And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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