I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
