You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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