Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
false alarm. still invincible.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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