do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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