Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
pray to the hookup gods
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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