walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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