There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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