so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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