in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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