Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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