So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
