Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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