did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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