return my video game
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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