discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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