Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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