No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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