I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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