Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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