y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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