I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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