just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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