...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
