if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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