Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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